The UN’s purpose is

“To maintain international peace and security, and to that end: to take effective collective measures for the prevention and removal of threats to the peace, and for the suppression of acts of aggression or other breaches of the peace, and to bring about by peaceful means, and in conformity with the principles of justice and international law, adjustment or settlement of international disputes or situations which might lead to a breach of the peace;”- United Nations Charter, Chapter I: Article 1: Section 1

the other sections reference international friendship and equal rights, but section 1 is the meat f why it exists, the UN was created after two World Wars, it’s primary goal is to prevent a third and has so far been overwhelmingly successful.

This is my favorite part of the old web.

That’s how the monsters get you.

Your forgetting about his Tactile Telekinesis.

My shoelace getting caught in an Escalator.

The Once and Future Sex

The man assaulted his wife because she gave him an extra slice of chees on a sandwich. some times assholes are just assholes.

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Report: Deadly weapon

He didn’t spend years in jail, he spent years in self imposed exile because he was afraid of facing a court room.

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Don’t want them in Russia, don’t want them in America, should just meat in the middle… of the Pacific ocean.

It’s not just about me and my dream of doing nothing. It’s about all of us. I don’t know what happened to me at that hypnotherapist and, I don’t know, maybe it was just shock and it’s wearing off now, but when I saw that fat man keel over and die - Michael, we don’t have a lot of time on this earth! We weren’t meant to spend it this way. Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about about mission statements.

With a person hancuffed in the back seat of the vheicle he shot at.