Baby gets depressed, goes to suicide prevention site; since he has no account he can’t provide email so he is locked out.
Writes message in a helpful chat provided, responds to the mod and is then lifetime banned and blocked for harassment.
Sigh, may as well play a game on his phone, right? Oops, game needs an update.
Game can’t update because his OS needs an update.
Clicks OS update button, phone bricks
Do you mean to say it wasn’t a random bullet?
I never would have reached that conclusion on my own, thank you FBI, you are truly the world’s greatest detectives. Thinking outside the box!