I forget there are children on this app. Or at least I’m really really hoping you are a child…

Some days, time makes sense. I do not know what kind of day today is

Jokes on you, I just keep tab groups on my phone. Only 3 groups of 500 tabs are hanging out and it’s it’s own overwhelming problem…

They can’t, that’s why they keep dying in car crashes

Ain’t no way that isn’t supposed to look like meat

Every ghost is sexy if you are lonely enough

For us poors, they can be fairy tales

You can’t argue with that price. A new one will set you back 80-250 mil. Crazy that people are sleeping on opportunities like this

How long would he have to be in possession of the money before he got stuck in a recursive loop of having to steal from himself?

One of my go to pieces of life advice for people is to just put stickers on things

I’m not too ashamed to admit that siracha will make me feel pain. I do not find the pain from spicy enjoyable tho

Surprised that help up so well

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Calling a constitutional convention right now would be insane. Republicans would take that process and fuck is up forever while pulling up the ladder behind them

It’ll takes years as well

This guy is making it look so easy

FAFO will include some people learning that compassionate doesn’t always imply nonviolent

I’m not locked in here with you!

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