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Ceramics…. There is an Isaac Asimov story where the only evidence they can find that humans used to live on Earth is the presence of what appear to be toilets and sinks. All else is dust.
““He’s doing a good job,” Trump said about the Israeli leader. “Biden is trying to hold him back, just so you understand, Biden is more superior to the VP. He’s trying to hold him back, and he probably should be doing the opposite, actually. I’m glad that [Netanyahu] decided to do what he had to do, but it’s moving along pretty good.”
Donald Trump. I mean seriously WTF?
2·11 months agoQuick! Nobody tell Murdoch
331·11 months agoHe’s just some weirdo.
The American mind cannot comprehend this.
Manual tdlr: Oh Shit, Kamala is going to win Oh Shit, People have stopped buying Teslas Oh Shit, big oil is pissing on my donation anyway Oh shit, if I stop then Twotters advertising rates will tank again
I’ll just donate to the Republicans not just Trump!
I am a genius tactician, definitely not a wanker. Does anybody want my sperm to take to Mars?
Yeah, this Elon guy sounds like a right wanker.
They are wearing ear diapers like sleepy Don because they too have shit for brains.
2·11 months agoNahyeahs or yeahnahs … but that might be just aussiezone
Yes but Edison didn’t have Windows 11.
Checkmate atheists.
They put a boat on a strip of their land in Philippine waters.
Only one way to be sure and I think it’s an experiment worth doing.
Peaches come in a can
I’ve heard tell from a primary source that sailed with him that there was a Marine Engineer on a Greek passenger ship that was drunk all the time and basically completely useless except for one task.
Due to an unfortunate design flaw if one of the sewerage tanks overflowed it filled up the compartment that held the isolation valves to the tanks.
His only job was to swim into the raw sewage and dive down to the valves and shut off the overflowing tank so it could be pumped out.
In place of a Dark Lord, you would have a Tasmanian queen!
Not dark but beautiful, and terrible as the dawn!
Treacherous as the sea!
Stronger than the foundations of the earth!
All shall love me and despair!