D) All of the above.

Yup. That’s what I use too

So, when I was in highschool (circa 1996-ish) I couldn’t sleep one night. Decided to walk down to the 7-11. There were a few pinball games in there that I played before, but never really took it seriously. Popped in the quarter and got my ass handed to me. Decided, fuck it, I have nothing better to do at midnight in North Dakota. Popped in another quarter. Ended up hitting the multiplier in the top left corner. This machine was so worn out that I kept pushing the pinball into the multiplier slot. It got stuck and just bounced around there for a while. I eventually lost the ball, but now I knew the secret. Put the ball in the upper left corner. Every game after that I would aim for the upper left corner and it would just stick up there earning points. I eventually got bored at like 2 am and left the machine with like 65 free games from all the points I gathered. Fun as hell.

Wow! We have so much in common! I have a birthday too. 😁

Picture Albums that you can scroll through on an app.

Retirement is a function of money/wealth, not age.

If you’re immortal, you’d (not you specifically, just whoever in general) have to be a complete tool to go through hundreds/thousands of years without generating at least enough wealth to retire at some point.

Not me. Winter time is the best time of the year in AZ.

😭 I woke up sick today.

Office Space

NEVER! It blinds me. I prefer darkness like midnight on a new moon.

Dark Mode Peeps Unite! ✊

Ahh yes ⅗ … I had it wrong … Damnit!

1 and ⅕? So more than a regular person? Did you mean just ⅕?

Don’t they only live for like 4 years or something?

I prefer flavored (not sweetened) iced tea and drink it almost daily. I absolutely love the smell of coffee grounds, but loathe the taste of coffee. To me it tastes like I imagine a burnt asshole tastes. …Let the downvotes commence…

I’m usually in bed and asleep between 8-9 pm. But my alarm goes off around 3:45 am.

Luckily I’m one of those people that can fall asleep anywhere and within 5 minutes of me laying down.

Votes count as activity

Hooray! I’m doing my part as someone who is mainly just a lurker.

Doomscroll…

White Middle aged Gen X’er here… Can’t stand the Beetles…

They missed the “Drunk me keeps buying sober me presents from the Internet”.