Have you heard of this fantastic thing called advertising?

No, this is Patrick.

I’m pretty sure Polaris used to have this ad about how closer together front and rear wheels was better for off-road, the ad ended somewhere along the lines of guess where we put the wheels on the Polaris Ranger, that’s right. Now we have these monstrosities that cost way too much and aren’t even good off-road, I’d take my crossover just about anywhere I would take that Polaris.

I just added the *

*Maced

It could have been really good though

It’s kinda not their neighborhood is the point

Lol they’re just gonna cave your skull in with a fucking rock because there literally isn’t anything else to do. Congrats

Yeah it’s pretty fantastic, even if by some miracle I don’t have to work, all I can afford to do is sit at home anyway.