Pov: You’re leaving your youth behind

I’m like, 78% sure that’s Bruce.

Unless you are implying that Clark will be watching and listening from literally anywhere? In which case, ya defos

Pickled everything.

Korean food changed my perspective on pickling and fermentation, and my digestive system!

Not me. I’m omnipotent. I can pay attention to ignoring everything at once.

Kamina and Yang Wen-li

Mine loves tedious dexterity tests. She’ll lattice the fuck out of a pie or make picturesque dumpling frills and enjoy every second of it.

P. S. I suddenly don’t feel moist enough

In Japan, KFC is high class tempura

*average national (I should have said that part) yearly income. Formula below

Financial crime / avg. Nat. Income = years in jail

I. E 100k/40k=2.5 years

1mill/40k=25 years

Hopefully that clears up the math behind my dumbass high in the shower thought

To clarify, I meant national average. As in, an average American makes 40k a year, white collar crime 1 mil, get 25 years since that’s how long it would take an average American to get 1 mil.

I’ve learned that it first came about as an explicit feature around 2006, I was not awake as a proper human at this point.

Regarding the privacy concerns.

Just now, my friend used her google photos AI to search for photos of me and my dead cat using my name.

I’ve come to accept that my information is readily available and that I am but a humble fish apart of a school surrounded by sharks, playing a numbers game for survival.

I don’t think I’ve seen anybody mention GeGeGe no Kitarō yet, the anime/manga that single handedly revived interest in Japanese folklore and mythology.

Thank you Sir Dm_me_your_feet. I’ve DM’d you a reward for your efforts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)