I just got one that’s literally a sticker stuck to the inside of my windshield

Much of the time I can’t even make out the lyrics, so I listen to music the same way

The theorem states that given an infinite amount of time, which is outside the realm of the life of the universe.

What does the first sentence in the post say?

Sure, because everyone’s experience with their parents is just like yours

But they said yeats…

Tim Honks

I like to live dangerously

I do the crossword every morning with my coffee

Seriously. USS Make Shit Up here we come!

Because fuck you, that’s why. That’s the only reason they need

Just watched that one last night!

Very carefully

It’s a quick and easy crunchy snack that’s pretty tasty. Break up the noodles into small pieces/clusters, dump in all or part of the flavor packet, and shake it up really well, then snack away!

And it wasn’t even close to funny or clever.

Accurate

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