Yes I believe capitalism works. And it will only keep working if we all work together and lie to ourselves that it will!

No just making fun of them.

Good for you. Weird flex honestly “my stomach works” Well for many of us ours don’t work. If I eat anything that is spicy hot my stomach will have me bent over cramping constantly until it leaves my system. Is your next post going to be about how stupid people are for having to use wheelchairs?

It is blind to the suffering of the poor.

Fuck this shit. Most patriotic thing you can do is pay your taxes. Shame those (rich fucks and their corporations) that don’t pay taxes. Tar and feather them. They are stealing from you and your family.

If you do not wish to involve the police, then you have to look at your illegal options.

I so do not keep the separate bidet option. So you crap walking over to that?

If you’ve eaten shredded cheese from the store, then you’ve eaten wood.

Disgruntled yes. Gruntled, not so much.

This is accurate until proven otherwise.

Not from the Onion. Also that seems a little low for a space mission.

It will all be flash frozen and shipped to China.

New? Pfft barely refurbished if you ask me.

Just this one. It’s enough.

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Try all work done period. C suite “I made this”

There are larger planetoids than you Pluto.

I’m not a good poster. But I do try to comment. OMG! Look! I’m doing right now! This sooo cool. I’m commenting baby! Yeah!

“Fan”

At a medium pace.