Maybe Americans will wake up to what Trump actually thinks of them?

H AHA HA. Oh man, I crack myself up.

He’s really thinking “All those cocks and not enough time to suck them all.”

He can wear it from his neck piercing.

That’s how I do.

If you blind me with super high beams, I need to slow down to be safe.

Americans are cowards. This is an expected outcome.

I never said it was.

I’ll go a step further and say Charlie Kirk was a huge fucking cunt and the world is a better place without his hate.

God: “Hey Chuck, I’m taking you early.”

Charlie: “Gurgggglggglge,… flop.”

It’s not so bad if I have enough sugar, in water

You don’t need the internet to display that.

Have a metrics button that shows water and energy use. All you need are a few sensors (which are probably already included) and some simple scripts. Done.

The funny thing is the rapture actually happened. They didn’t get plucked. Maybe they should figure out why and be better people.

His name is Bitey. He’s very sweet but don’t get your face too close.

How does your anus feel?

On the plus side, you can feed my cat now.

Not you.

I got raptured but I was hung up on my bedsheets an just floated in the bedroom for 20 minutes. I guess I’ll have to catch the next one.