She better click those tongs twice before using them. I know she will, but it needed to be said

Large Pony?

Shouldn’t the evil ones have beards?

My wife calls them “noods”(nudes). “Can you grab the pool noods? We’re having sketti tonight.”

Bender, is that you?

Based on this logic, I could create a biological weapon.

United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama…wait. There’s a bean song?

Well now I’m confused. The second link was to an HDMI connector. My wife says she only does DP. Do I need an HDMI to DP adapter?

Could someone post the STL file?

A victory is a victory.

How to end any argument. Well I got suspended for 3 days for singing old McDonald. Fucking legend.

And when I got there, I realized I was low on cache.

Bobby Hill? That boy ain’t right.

Look, they aren’t doing anything, I should cut their funding…oh shit that wasn’t good. I guess I’ll spend a third of our taxes on this.

My watch says I got 3.5 hours of sleep and 5682 steps last night

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Do you still have to say “snoodle snoodle”?

I hate eating the same thing every day, but it does work.

I really want to send this to my coworker. Something about 17 million and fish caused the fires. Or 2%, 500 miles and not raking. 2hrs after he made his argument, he didn’t want to hear facts, but loves Burr.

Maybe my wife will buy it for her boyfriend