Coffee tastes like absolute shit. I’ve gagged every time I’ve tasted it.

We walk around with a little rectangle in our pocket that gives us access to the sum total of human knowledge, but we mostly use it for looking at funny captioned pictures, the same pictures over and over just with different captions.

It’s called a phone but no one ever uses it as one.

Watch the Pangburn videos of Jordan Peterson debating Sam Harris. It’s easy to see what a word-salad regurgitating sophist blowhard Peterson is.

I use “guys” even when address a group of women. I feel it’s basically become a gender neutral term.

I yanked the room door open from the inside, forgetting that the latch was still on.

The door frame moulding pulled right off of the wall. The latch was only attached to the moulding and not the wall behind it.

Conservatives love having corporate masters, so they’re all staying on reddit.