Cruelest dream reality

WRONG

Air is a liquid, water is liquid, so you can fly a plane in the water are you stupid?

MP3’s chka-chka Slim Shady

Cheese nuts

This cannot NOT be satire, come on. It’s too fucking funny

Awaken my masters!

Boomer ass post

I thought the same too, but if you take into account the whole planet, with different cultures and different climates, maybe that evens out the distribution making it uniform again? Then again, there are cultures that don’t even use the gregorian calendar so maybe that skews the distribution once again lol

Aaaaand my blood is now boiling

I don’t know what I expected

I’ve spent 10 minutes trying to find out if the Celina 52 truck stop is real or not. It’s so bizarre, every post and every comment is just bizarre.

Monkey paw?

Davie504?

Well? Let the gentleman in, he doesn’t have all day.

Your destination: death

The monkeys are really the friends we make along the way

21st century Vlad Dracula

He calls his bed “bathroom” and just pisses himself

I do

Loudly

Imma be the weird one: I use my tongue when I eat chips. I get a bowl, I fill it with cips, and then I stick my tongue like a frog onto one at a time, and it sticks a little bit, enough for me to bring it in and eat it.

It’s weird but my hands are always squeaky clean so idgaf