Oh man I had forgotten this one. It definitely fits the bill. Just so much fun to look at.

AI slop image, for this gag?

That show is so dang good.

Bill in dollars and you’re going Far far away? Lol not without your car

Birth rates dropped hard at the '07-'08 recession, so the smaller cohort of HS grads arrives soon.

It’s also going to tank college enrollments and is likely to sink a bunch of smaller, less endowed institutions.

Different people are different and therefore feel differently about how eye contact should work. Eye contact isn’t a magical love potion that works the same for everybody.

Some dudes live their whole lives afraid their balls will fall off and roll away if they eat anything but brown meat.

When you bake something, like a loaf of banana bread, you have to heat up the oven to the target temperature before you put the loaf in the oven. This ensures proper cooking.

Humans generally do not need this. If the house is chilly, one can turn up the heat and put on a sweater or something while waiting for the house to warm up.

OP’s screenshot points out that his girlfriend is expressing the needs of bread. How silly!

Unleash The Archers’s version of Northwest Passage is a real banger.

It’s a spiritual maze, Brain. Are you done looking at the curtain rings yet?

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Our culture phrases damn near everything in metaphors of war. The war on drugs. The battle of the bands. Bob lost his battle with cancer. It’s absolutely pervasive, to the point it’s almost as invisible as the air.

The public library has tools and such in a lot of places.

Is this a right wing pigeon from outer space?

Well, there is a market in people who think their city has gone to hell all because of… those people. They’ll eat this shit up.

That’s not a bad faith joke. That is an educated person encouraging their partner to do better, gently, with humor.

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Lyndon LaRouche. I’d occasionally run across a few of his minions out leafletting and they oozed that culty wacko vibe.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lyndon_LaRouche

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Looks like “The Complete Book of Magic and Witchcraft” by Kathryn Paulsen.