I got drunk eating rum Popsicles and joked “how can I be drunk if I didn’t drink it”

That’s what I’ve theorized for a long time. One of the reasons alcohol is more popular than other drugs is how easy it is to take, that and the fact that it is legal.

Did Trump break up with his boyfriend at the start of pride month?

He died is describing the event of him dying, he’s dead means he is currently dead. However, they may as well be synonyms because I can’t think of any realistic situation where one is true and not the other

Not all things are possible through violence. I cannot fix my internet router by throwing it across the room

People always portray David as a child when it happened too. The Bible describes him as a youth but it doesn’t say how young. I guess because his brothers were already soldiers and he wasn’t, people figure he was a child. I’d say he was a teenager.

It is written in the book of Leviticus: “It shall be unclean for one end of an electric cord to match the other”

They also tested the thing about toast landing butter side up

And also whether exotic meats taste like chicken

The saying “shoot for the moon, even if you miss you’ll land among the stars”. No you won’t, the stars are outside the solar system, they’re much further away than the moon

Reminds me of The Handmaid’s Tale when suddenly women couldn’t own things or have jobs

TRUMP SHOULD BE ARRESTED!!!

I don’t believe it would prevent the holocaust though. If it wasn’t him, it would have been someone else.

Just like now, if it wasn’t Trump, the Heritage Foundation would have found another fuck to carry out their bidding. Fascism is a systemic issue.

Reminds me of when I saw a power socket with sideways slits

The British are walking towards Poland

That’s discrimination

Luigi Mangione has been selected as the new pope

Luigi Mangione has been selected as the new pope

Maybe I’m just stupid but I have a helluva time opening cans

I was working on my mental health

They’re afraid of attracting ICE raids