My disgust for McDonald’s has very very little to do with my diet.

Their goods were appealing?

They remembered that they ordered McDonald’s and came to their senses.

Wood is too healthy for the American population

Holy shit, same. My worst dates were funny in hindsight, awkward or just didn’t work out for me. I heard some interesting and weird stories too, but a lot of them were: “…and then he grabbed my arm and said: i’m coming with you”

Well, i remember being like 25 or so, and i was out drinking. I met this guy and he was alone so we took him with us. We talked, had a lot of fun and everything and at some point i asked: how old are you. Because he kinda looked our age, maybe younger. He said: 32.

It blew my mind. I was like oh my god, this guy looks so young, and he’s ancient. We showed him around and asked random people to guess his age. Omg, can you believe he’s 32 and still up at 2am? Crazy i know.

I am now 40 years old, and find the thought of someone being 32 and old absolutely bizarre, but i do always remember that story. Also i’m now the 40 year old that gets shown around having people guess my age. I think i took over the curse.

I’ve only ever seen the McRib in shows like the Simpsons, i don’t think that was a thing over here back then. When i saw it on display i tried it, and it has to be one of the grossest things I’ve ever paid for. Like even for McDonald’s fastfood slop it was so rancid.

You have to respect these taliban, all terrorists, really. They may not like to blow themselves up, but gosh darn they do it anyway.

I’m kinda like that. While i love high frame rates, i don’t think i see the upgrade. From 60 to 120? Not really sure. But from 120 to 60? Why is my game a slideshow?

Watch your health. Most of my friends have just accepted that they get fat when they get older. Just don’t

Some people are just loud. I might be the exact opposite. I always walk like a ninja. i prefer headphones, and i hate slamming doors. I once had a girlfriend who would slam doors in my house like it’s nothing. She was tiny compared to me, but i could hear her walk around upstairs, which i didn’t know was possible because i have concrete ceilings and an insulated floor.

Snail snails?

A couple of years ago i saw a post about one of these SUPREME shits, except it was a funny parody. I opened the post because i thought someone would post a link to buy it or something. The main conversation on the post was that wearing a fake supreme shirt was social suizide. It was that day where i realised that not everyone is your age on the internet

I never use my picture or real name for anything. I don’t have social media, so it’s not that crazy.

But for no reason at all, i do it on steam. The only platform where no one uses their name and picture.

I find it funny that there was a time where atheists on the internet were just called edge lords (or still, idk) for not believing in god and voicing that opinion. I remember being like 8 years old and thinking: wow that is stupid, why would anyone believe that. That was pre internet, i didn’t have to be influenced by other edge lords and i didn’t read any books about it. But somehow it’s in certain parts of the world weirder to come to that conclusion than believing in the all mighty super being.

Ich kann immer noch nicht glauben das leute tatsächlich dafür zahlen online zu spielen. Ich habe mit der konsolen welt abgeschlossen mit der Playstation 2, und das scheint mir absolut absurd, und wird oft nie erwähnt wenn es um die preise geht.

They still managed to fill two stadiums with real people because the weird nazi died.

Hah, i worked for the military and had to supervise 60-70 guys from 20 to 40 years old. For some reasons bidets came up and the fact that i have one. They thought it was super weird. I said that i’d find it weird if you accidentally touched some poo, clean it off with a piece of paper and then call it a day until you take a shower.

The big takeaway was that no one washed their ass in the shower ever because that’s gay. Man, i too wonder why no one gives them blowjobs.

Snakes on a plane 2, this time they have legs.

Tell someone you don’t eat or like meat and they will tell you why you’re wrong and what meat is best cooked how.