In and out burger, we have one about 3 miles from our house.

It is true, it says so right in this thread.

Trump is so old he shits his pants and doesn’t even realize it. Or, maybe he enjoys it, I dunno, all I know is that Trump is old as fuck.

I guess whether a place is better than another place is highly subjective. I’ve been on here for a little over a year, ever since reddit announced they were killing third party apps. I left reddit and never looked back. Personally, I like it here. People are a bit more friendlier, it’s a small community so oftentimes you’re having a conversation with someone you’ve had a conversation with before. It does have some small issues but not enough to abandon the platform.

Kudos to the mods and the programmers making the fediverse and Lemmy a better alternative to corporate social media. You guys rock!

The call is coming from inside the house!

Not a drag queen!

He probably went faster to cover those miles.

This is fucking brilliant. Wish I had the nerve to climb one of those signs and change the wording to this. LMAO.

They should also hand out pocket pussies and dildos at their restaurants. They can put them in their children’s meals.

An Ohio Chick-fil-A owner has been arrested after authorities say he drove more than 400 miles south to North Carolina to meet a 15-year-old he met online, reportedly broke into the family’s home and allegedly molested the child.

¡The call is coming from inside the house!

It’s always the ones you most suspect.

“The rats eating our marijuana, they’re all high,” Police Superintendent Anne Kirkpatrick told New Orleans City Council members.

I know the article doesn’t mention it, and maybe rats process cannabis differently than humans, but unless the cannabis was decarboxylated, those rats are not high. Full maybe, but not high.

Im struggling to find a way that I can shove my Adam’s Apple in someone’s consenting vagina.

Why do the southern rebels get two flags?

Don’t sink shame bro