Gosh. I thought this was the onion for a second

They want to get rid of the kids, but they have to be ripe first. That’s why they’re banning abortions too. Make Child Mortality great again

J’ai des rêves de expulser toute l’administration tout de suite

Oh yeah. I have this to look forward to

He’s been married a number of times and he’s cheated even more times. Can’t say for certain what the last one is, but he’s been in Epstein’s circles

With better Right to Repair laws, healthcare costs will go down as they won’t need to call the OEM every time a capacitor pops

Harmony is Non-negotiable

Well, if I wasn’t before, I most certainly now would be an extremist in Russia

He wasn’t kidding