Its here somewhere.

Now I dont work in the law enforcement industry but I do work in an industry that has supposed fitness requirements although they arent enforced.

For us, the union told them “If they have to maintain a weight of X to remain employed. You have to pay them to hit the gym on company time or pay their gym fees and an allowance.” So the company filed that away under “fuck that”. Now if you get too fat for the equipment they just move you to a different duty, often one with a shitload of walking around.

Bugs Bunny.

I figured out why that movie is so good because it bothered me for a while.

The casting is absolutely perfect. Its not terribly special in any other way, but they nailed the cast. Even dumb lines like “cox n dix” work.

People at work cannot fathom my “Do all the things at once and rarely fuck up” methodology. Because as my brain pingpongs around all the microtasks involved in the macrotasks I just do it then and then do the next one.

I asked my wife if she wanted breakfast in bed… she did not like what was in her toast.

Ive been wearing loose fit Dickies and Vans checkerboard slip ons for about 25 years now.

Being cool as fuck has never gone out of style.

Speaking of strokes… Ill be in my bunk

20 something volume space opera?

Battletech or Ex-Force?

Ive defended the dude before, and before I do let me make it clear I think his personality is “Annoying egomaniac hypebeast douche” but I do respect his hustle from a business perspective.

He is actually a really good producer and I dont mean in terms of actually mixing and producing the music himself, he is more like a movie producer, he has connections, money and a good ear for talent. He buys a beat, calls some people he thinks would be good for the track or would be good on a track together, pays them to do their verses, pays someone to mix it into a complete track and puts it out. The man was Mr Miami when Miami was blowing up, Pitbull was still “Mr 305”, he made flashy obnoxious mainstream rap when everyone was wearing Ed Hardy jeans and Marc Ecko watches… right place, right time and he shot his shot.

I mean the man was the child of palestinian immigrantsand not cashed up ones and is now worth an estimated 70 million having created his own dream job. Have a look at his award nominations on his wikipedia… he is an enormous tool, but he isnt untalented.

I mean, this could be what it looks like. It could also be absolutely anything else.

Audiobooks baby. Nothing too dense and full of symbolism. Good pulpy scifi works best for me.

When our house is filthy I tell my wife to gtfo and I overcaffinate and just “stream of consciousness” that bitch. I will hyperactively flit from room to room taking care of a small percentage of one of the hundreds of little jobs that compromise cleaning the house. The moment I get bored or the shits about one task I just wander off and find another to chip away at. Give me 6 hours and its a new house.

Drives my OCD wife utterly mad, because it takes her 6 hours to find the right size containers for the linen press, drive to 3 shops to get enough, then decide on a font for the labels she is going to make on her cricut, print the labels and get them on the tubs and I get home to the hallway full of linen and what I’m sure one day will be a perfectly organised linen press.

Ive been wearing Dickies and Vans for 20 years. Theres some things I just cant find a good alternative for…

I used to, then I had a child.

Nature… ummm… finds a way.

“You may have a warrant and legally be allowed to enter, I’m not stopping you in any way but I do not consent to the search.”

Vamipre Cop gets bitched out by the Lt for not executing the search.

Yeah this drives me insane too.

Dont have a timer if its guessing

I dont remember when but the printer was an evil demon sent from hell, then all of a sudden printers just got good.

I cant remember what the last serious issue I had with a printer was.

I go with “Are you a professional fuckwit or is it just a hobby?” But its really the same joke.

A lot of reply paid stuff for large corporations is calculated on weight not on item count, depending on the sorting system used by the country/region in question so this might work sometimes but it depends on a lot of variables.