It took me a while to see through all the jpeg

Beatification

Also if you have time to bike to work, you likely have a less hectic schedule, less stress.

Move to Europe

Is your experience IT exclusively, or do you also have (even rudimentary) programming experience? Industrial automation is a great option. I feel blessed, having started from below the bottom (not all people are fit to be parents!) working as a metal carpenter while still underage, to have managed to get into this field, through hard work and, most importantly, a good amount of luck.

I drink my coffee black because… Wait is espresso considered black? Well whatever

Fiat 124 Lada

Sounds uncomfortable for all involved

Poverty shouldn’t exist.

Edit: someone disagrees with this, apparently

One of these is not like the others

Expensiver

The reason the rich are rich is that they extract value from others’ work. Everything else is just a bonus.

I can afford to buy groceries from the expensive supermarket!

And why most Linux users would rather not play these games than allow that garbage on our PCs.

You’re actually confirming their point about culture though. The fact that you couldn’t stop them doesn’t mean that it also happened to everybody else: some management may have listened. Linux users abhor adding weird shit to their OS, Windows users do it all the time.

She’s the coolest. She is also lazy, like me, so home automation is right up her alley.

Well, it wouldn’t be fair if the keepers were the only ones allowed to eat them, either… There are 20 other players.

I can fix my installation and break it at the same time

Now that’s a flashback that works for me

What, you took the old one offline before the new one was ready? What the hell, man