It’s a good thing Charles Schulz isn’t alive to see this.

It’s kinda true. I did anthropomorphize a lot when I was in 3rd grade. Attributed human behaviors to all kinds of things. “Hey, Mr. Pencil. Looking sharp today!” 😉

Never played Simon Says?

Thanks. It’s by design. 🤗

Thanks. 😊

Bam! And all of a sudden it became an origin story.
🖐️ 😎 🤚

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True story. ☝️😉

Well, let’s just hope Bob doesn’t have a family waiting at home. 😉

Not to be vulgar or anything, but in this case, it might be wise to smear feces on your dick. Old prison trick.

Better get to the airport before someone else claims the old bag. 😲

So not mushroom for error. 🫤

GAAAAAH!!! ✊😫✊

Yeah. Made a spelling boo boo. 😓

Awww, thanks. 🤗

Thanks. 😊

Oh dammit! I did it again! 😅
I always mess up with sweet and sweat. 🤌😩🤌

Get laid, son. It might help you.
Good night. 🙏

Damn, bruh. Who put sand in your Fleshlight™? 😏

That a very good answer. You won. 😎