You underestimate how much the US values their genocide army base

Yeah hiking is okay. But I like to exercise. People who like to exercise are in a huge minority.

Yeah, I’ve never used tinder.

You can do pranks any day of the year tho. For instance, September 3rd is “shit in my cats litter box and see if my wife notices the difference” day.

“Everyone loves hiking”

Lie detected

Here comes Belle, singing her daily song of how much we all suck.

Lmao “I’m gonna have to start locking my desk”

Least rapey pope moment

Oh dope. Maybe I will have to revisit it.

Oh seriously? Thank god because that equipment system they had was horrible.

Well that’s definitely part of it. Not that it makes me feel any better about it.

Possibly some kind of rope knot, clamps, some combination of the two, possibly modifying them somehow, it’s hard to know what to suggest without knowing what exactly you’re trying to ratchet.

How do Americans have the dumbest people in their country making fucking laws?

Has this guy ever set foot on a farm? Needing a gun with you always to prevent killer cows from killing your children is such a pants shittingly stupid thing to say.

Yeah seriously. They should go after every guy who’s done shit like this, in every state. That’s what they’d do if the establishment was even half assed competent. But they aren’t willing to do that, because they’re either donors or elites don’t attack elites or whatever the reason may be, but it’s lending credence to the “this is a trump witch hunt” narrative.

How the fuck can 450m dollar fraud be victimless

Damn he boned that bartender

If you do white face, but you’re doing it to impersonate a black man, is that racist?

Volunteering locally and not watching the news has helped me immensely with my ennui and depressive nihilism.

That’s why it’s thinking mode and not cleaning mode

My wife loves that guy.

I’m certain at least some of his videos are staged though.

Still great entertainment.