I steal crumbs.
Crumbs.
Also I maintain a secret cache of documents underneath the Alaskan tundra with the help of a diesel generator, some very large goggles and a years supply of smoked frozen herring. 🍪
It’s pretty damn funny. And now, you go to jail.
nice try comrade!
You make me want to be a better human being. But I don’t think that’s going to happen.
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Sometimes you just have to live with an existential quandary.
New rule
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this one wins lemmy for today
Legend, and a true pussy magnet.
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Note-to-self make sure to clone yourself and have a barbecue at least once.
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The lion does not have to explain himself. the lion is.
Since we have already thought the thought about the spiders, it is now impossible to stop them.
Thank you for that talkin to, daddy. I needed that.
Actually kind of thinking about that, In the context of older cars, it might be that they will start getting more valuable because they don’t have computers in them. And then the police might look suspiciously at anybody driving a classic car from the 80s or something.