"I don’t think people should be taking advice, medical advice from me” - Guy in charge of giving Americans medical advice

Mostly we just shitpost at each other, but every once in a while we’ve been known to have intelligent conversation.

What was it before this?

Good.

We needs it, must have the precious! They stole it from us, sneaky little Jedises, wicked, tricksy, false!

Open season on the tasty meat creatures

C’s get degrees.

It’s one of those “shithole” states he doesn’t acknowledge

You whittled down a pedophile, rapist, felon, conman, hypocrite, liar, adulterer, and actual personification of the anti-Christ according to the Bible he put his own name on into “Trump Bad”. He’s a horrible pudding-brained human being towards everyone he’s ever met by all modern standards, and people like you give him a pass to do so. The rest of us can’t ignore him because he literally never shuts the fuck up for a second, loving the sound of his own voice and his cronies like you excuse his detrimental actions as normal. So yes, Trump is bad and we will never stop making fun of him until his dictator-like actions and takeover of the free media no longer allow us the free speech to do so.

pulling beads on a string off screen

You know what this is…the kids don’t know but we do…

You will be able to see the point of this comic as it flies over their heads.

Beaker!

Is whammy bar gayer than Wham!?

Wheely tired

Always have money for killing brown people, yay murica.

“Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?”.

-Bender Rodriguez

Also “Not gonna lie…” to start a sentence. Well thank you for that decency?

Gotta stop watching it for the plot and just go for the ride

I still have that splinter in my ass from last year’s visit.

The first three seasons have some great moments which most people can relate to. Everyone knows a Patrick Star, someone who’s so dumb it hurts but you still have to deal with them. Everyone has worked for a Mr Krabs, the cheapest and stingiest of employers. And many people find themselves turn from happy in life as a child to become Squidward, who is just done with all of it at his meaningless job and low pay but can’t quit.