I know, but I didn’t feel like it’s horror in the spirit of the question. OP would need to weigh in.

Law abiding citizen

Cabin in the woods

Physical. Hardcover if it exists. I like to collect them

Full AMD. KDE. Only one issue. I RDP into my work laptop, and sometimes I get weird artifacts on the screen until I minimize/maximize. Everything else is flawless

I see this as also a very future proof career. Even if businesses move the vast majority of their infrastructure to the cloud they’ll still have an on premises network presence.