Because Fox News tells them too

Participating in sports is now for “internet points?” Downhill skating has been around since the 70s

At this point I think the Mandela effect is just us remembering the cornucopia log from the universe pre-harambe event. Then we switched to the darkest timeline where the logo doesn’t have a cornucopia

After she died falling down the stairs Russian style. I’m still convinced the mfer killed her

Hey, if it comes out looking like a turtle, you know who to blame

Hey look! More mirroring of Nazi forces cling Germany! Fucking GOP

“Imagine”

Not really, that stuff tastes like shit

Honestly better than any Kanye West song I’ve ever heard

For those that need to hear this. Please don’t do this.

That shocks me that Equilibrium is only 40%… it’s one of my favorite movies

I’m an experimental branch, try all your kinky stuff here then throw me away