Don’t threaten me with a good time, like the universe ending tomorrow. God, this timeline sucks so much.

You don’t, so appreciate the time you’ll have hair. Because once it’s truly gone, you’ll look back on this day and cry.

Maybe for boomers generation we should bring back throwing the elderly off cliffs, then stop. It’ll make future generations wary of the tradition returning. 🤔

God, maybe I do have ADHD. I’m always super stressed and always tired. I feel like a depressed Slowpoke anymore.