Oh the poomanity!

I can pretty confidently say that usn-c wasn’t used in this photo - posts from around 10 years ago indicate that these are iPhone 5c’s.

Tbf, of all the fucked up shit and inconsistency in the bible, this one isn’t really a thing. The tenth commandment uses a different word (covet) and has a different context than in the “jealous god” used earlier.

The tenth commandment is very structured around “wanting shit that isn’t yours.” Because God (canonically) is the rightful owner of all things, he cannot be covetous

“what layout would you like for your magazine?”

“Eeehhh… Just gimme the ‘benadryl’”

It’s a gay comic by a gay man about how gay it is to get on your knees and beg for a man (or two guys and their enby buddy) to give you what you want.

Ironically, that could be the technicality they’re banking on. They aren’t charging for the window seat - they’re charging for the ability to select your own seat which is the same regardless of where you select.

In the United States, the most common street name is second Street. That’s because some municipalities have first Street and some municipalities have main Street.

It’s just one of life’s funny little coincidences…

I know how the economy works! (Economics)

If everybody you meet make is an asshole…

Probably just"big tech bad" brain-chip knee-jerk reaction

Really close to mine: reach into my pocket and pull out whatever I want to. Time machine? Treasure? Functional immortality tied to my intent to live pill? Pants with a huge pocket so I can pull out this big thing that wouldn’t fit in my normal pocket?

Tennis is a pretty sporty sport though.

Now that’s a WILD take.

Most automatics use a torque converter instead of a clutch.

TIHI

I’m so fucking good at this, I haven’t even lost yet! How do I get to the store to buy cosmetics?

Lol “aggressively not fun”

I know I’m bad at a lot of things… It only takes practice and hard work to tell if I can develop beyond that.

Even then, “tough guy” culture includes “tough guy” tattoos, and cop is one of the top “tough guy” jobs, so there’s a strong correlation there.