Gotta have both a partner and time to have sex ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Well it at least seems he doesn’t care about privacy, if he chose to upload a selfie to get past the check.

This shitpost is so shitty I’m intentionally not upvoting it to 69. Imagine that.

It’s almost like lemmy isn’t a monolith with homogenous opinions! Weird.

or someone who is trying very hard

I have no idea what this means

That’s a kingly gift right there, gotta be expensive af

Cream? What kinda cream do you have?

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gotta say, not a huge fan of using obvious “AI” art to promote this.

A high effort shitpost? That’s a rare gem that is.

And yet when Netflix was good the amount of people who pirated went down a ton. I was on that train. Just give me a service that isn’t outrageously expensive, has most of the content i want, and is more convenient than pirating and I’ll do it, as long as i have an income.

Damn, that camera must have a fast shutter speed then

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_sense

The origin of the term “common sense” is in the works of Aristotle.

Right, I’m sure Aristotle knew a lot about take-a-penny-leave-a-penny and cents… Unless you’re just memeing, in which case ignore me

Yes, technology does march forward. That doesn’t change the fact that many cars you’re not even allowed to touch yourself, even the few things you can fix that don’t require expensive speciality tools.

no, just trump

One of the many reasons i don’t play mobile games

The twilight movie series. I’ve watched the entire thing at least 3 times, still love it. Meme scenes aside, they’re actually quite nice