HA! Suck it, daywalkers!

It’s been discovered recently that leeches can jump, so it’s not as inaccurate now.

It hurts, why?

Hey, at least scientists finally found the clitoris!

We really need to get our shit together and pull a Revolution again… Our political system is in need of a good slappin’…

Heeey! It’s not, like… JUST that, okay?! No, I’m not in denial, shut up!

lights spliff

The more, the merrier!

Without the slightest hint of sarcasm or irony, this made me want to give you a hug.

Foreword: I’m not being combative, just analytical.

This line of thinking perpetuates the problem. The point is to get good because you, personally, want to get good and derive satisfaction from competence ‘in a vacuum.’ If you seek competence for the sake of its artificially associated value (i.e. productive member of society, validation, etc.), then you’re basically locking yourself into unrelenting standards.

Puh-leaaase, I’ve built a career on procrastinating until the very last minute then burning myself out a day before the deadline by finishing a week’s worth of work in 12 hours!😎 It’s not a pleasant career, nor am I ok, tho’…

Oh, just oscillate between the two states on a minute-by-minute basis, the whiplash’ll make you want to sleep for a year straight. Problem solved! (/s, of course)

…What?