I heard that. “Smeeeeg- ma”

“Oh no, there goes Jokyo…”

Vomiting, barefoot and full of semen?

Pretty much, but the comment I was replying to already contained most of the words I knew so just chipping in rat-arsed and fucked seemed a bit pointless.

Rat-arsed, fizzled, fucked, fooked, fecked

Fair point.

Is this like how Inuits have a bunch of words for snow because they deal with so much of it, Finnish people have different kinds of getting drunk?

No, but it’s only been a couple of months.

Plus I’m single right now, if you catch my drift.

I smoked for about 10 years and replaced that with vaping. Then I replaced vaping with chewing gum in January.

I chew 2 pieces of Extra 6-7 times a day and Blockheads multivitamin gum twice a day.

I also carry strips of foil I can spit into if I’m at my desk or not near a bin.

Do you folks in Burgerland still have those two prongs that screw into the back of your TV? We’ve always used round coax here in the UK.

I think Family Guy did this one first

Based on what data?

We had an ad that actually said “piracy funds terrorism” here in the UK. Made me laugh my arse off.

“Ayup” is also a way of pronouncing “hey up” which is a common greeting in parts of northern England.

Here in the UK we don’t tip, people generally get fired if they don’t do their job well.

I read that as a line from “Down with the Sickness.”

Also, I had the same problem. Solved by good ol’ 1ft.io

https://1ft.io/proxy?q=http%3A%2F%2Fwho13.com%2Fnews%2Fdisturbed-show-postponed-after-singer-comes-down-with-a-sickness%2F

Such as?

Yea, no smoker has teeth that white

What?

Hallucinate, probably