“Screw up” not “shoot up”.

Next to “bee’s bollocks”

I also use my penis on hard mode.

Give it to us raw and wriggling.

Would help a lot if you’re down with fascist dystopias.

Sounds like the sequel to Hot Tub Time Machine.

Fortune favours the bold.

“Write me an opening statement defending against charges filed under the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act.”

I don’t know how it’s possible to feel more protected when you’re entirely made out of spikes, but OK.