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minus-squareAlcan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·24 days agoActually, the CEO is the person who controls the lever, and the railway is a closed circle, but if he stops the train, he just earns a 300% profit.
minus-square123@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·24 days agoYou misspelled “if he speeds up the train, he just earns a 300% profit”. Literally how they work. Parasites.
minus-squareBananaIsABerry@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up1·24 days agoNo no, you see, he only gets 300% profit for stopping it, but would get more by allowing it to continue.
Actually, the CEO is the person who controls the lever, and the railway is a closed circle, but if he stops the train, he just earns a 300% profit.
You misspelled “if he speeds up the train, he just earns a 300% profit”. Literally how they work. Parasites.
No no, you see, he only gets 300% profit for stopping it, but would get more by allowing it to continue.