Tony Bark@pawb.social to

Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

Man accused of taking stolen boat on naked joyride in Hudson River escapes from Manhattan hospital dressed as a doctor

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Man accused of taking stolen boat on naked joyride in Hudson River escapes from Manhattan hospital dressed as a doctor

Tony Bark@pawb.social to

Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

Man accused of taking stolen boat on naked joyride in Hudson River escapes from Manhattan hospital

A man accused of going on a naked joyride on a stolen boat in the Hudson River over the weekend, has escaped from a hospital where he was undergoing a psychiatric evaluation.

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What did he escape from the most? The penalties for stealing the boat and running around naked, or the bills for the hospital?

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