Can you do something about the… gestures vaguely at everything?
Sure. Everything in the universe has been shifted slightly to the left:
Γhanks!
Let’s take her for a test drive!
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Yeah, it could a patch or two.
Could you dissapear all the facisim thats popping up everywhere? That would be super.
The fascism is now undetectable to the vast majority but still happening behind the scenes:
Universal love and Transcendent joy
But, if you can’t do that, I’d like to enjoy the things I used to (~ 2019?) enjoy.
YouEveryone is finally happy–eternally happy. Neurochemistry is now permanently rewired such that we can no longer feel sadness, fear, or embarrassment. We are always experiencing ecstasy and there are no breaks:
(sfxrlz’s wish has been reinstated (it was previously cancelled by a wish) and spread to everyone)
disappear the orange orc.
There is an orange orc on the loose: I have made him invisible.
nooooo!
I want my teeth back and healthy
You got it: you now have teeth back (i.e., teeth on your back). They are remarkably healthy, despite being outside your mouth.
Okay, let’s try this.
Every single human being, gradually, develops empathy and awareness to how their choices affects themselves and others.
This is to happen over a period of a year and will not lead people to despair but to understand the poor choices they have made throughout their lives and lead them to live better lives, with no malice arbored towards others and themselves.
This effect will include the granter of this wish.
Ok, but only for a year and not for you.
How about world peace?
How about we avoid things that target all people without any conditions about how the goal is achieved.
I want my mortgage to be paid off.
You’ve been filed under Chapter 7 bankruptcy.
100 tacos for $100 deal at the local shack
The printers at the Bureau of Engraving and Printing run wild printing money; the Federal Reserve distributes the money across the country. Hyperinflation like the United States has never seen drives the prices of goods and services up 90%. The $100 tacos now cost $1000. You may still choose to purchase them, however:
90% of $100 is $90. So the tacos are $190, or $1.90 each. Still a solid deal.
Some spaghetti please!
On the internet, no one will know you’ve been turned into spaghetti.
I’ll have a Krabby Patty Deluxe and a double chili kelp fries.
Daring today, aren’t we:
Is that for here or to go?
Yes, mybody wants anything. Though the community says anything goes, so I’m not sure how long I’ll have it 🤔
How about a pineapple pizza? It’s yours:
Gimme that lich thaumaturgist package, with a polar mountain tower built on a leyline convergence 50 levels up and 50 down. I’ve got a lot of astral projecting I want to do
You astral project successfully, but the astral realm is filled with horrors beyond your comprehension. They note your presence…
I wave my boney hand and say the keyphrase to activate the contingency combined miracle wish spell scroll, binding all outsiders in a kilometer radius; “Hiya, who wants to play Pathfinder? I call DM”
I’d like a pleasant surprise that has no negative consequences whatsoever.
Done. 152 Visual Phenomena & Optical Illusions with explanations by Michael Bach: https://michaelbach.de/ot/
Neat, thank you!
I wanna be my fursona.
You and your fursona are now one. Big hit in the furry community; everyone is visibly scared. You also have the dietary restrictions that your fursona has:
![Everybody gets one [choose wisely]](https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/01571a61-e9d0-4876-b03c-6ae9c2061d0d.webp){kind=link}