SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-212 days agoonline marketplacesopuli.xyzimagemessage-square57fedilinkarrow-up1233arrow-down11
arrow-up1232arrow-down1imageonline marketplacesopuli.xyzSSUPII@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-212 days agomessage-square57fedilink
minus-squarearchonet@lemy.lollinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·edit-212 days agothat’s when you send the new offer of a whopping $21.37 and add “I’ll even throw in half a jimmy johns sammich if you accept in the next 30 minutes”
minus-squareProprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·12 days agoThen five minutes later, “The sandwich is no longer on the table. You may smell the wrapper.”
minus-squarebaldingpudenda@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·12 days agoAnd about two gulps left in the drink. Is it coke? Diet coke.
minus-squareMiles O'Brien@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·12 days ago The sandwich is no longer on the table
that’s when you send the new offer of a whopping $21.37 and add “I’ll even throw in half a jimmy johns sammich if you accept in the next 30 minutes”
Then five minutes later, “The sandwich is no longer on the table. You may smell the wrapper.”
And about two gulps left in the drink. Is it coke? Diet coke.
I eated it