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Love it 🌽
Glad that u liked it
“GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD! CORN!”
Corn?
I am my father’s son, cause he’s a phantom, a mystery and that leaves me NOTHING
God I wish that were me
MUCH better than the official motto (basically the Gadsden flag but less memorable) and all the other state lies!
It really should be:
Iowa
A place to stay
“Don’t step on my corn.” ?
Nope.
“Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain” 😴
I thought it was “We only exist because of HFCS subsidies, our only claim to fame is ‘Slipknot is from here’”
Tow a bitch
I kinda like this version of the midwest though.
Country girl make do
I love corn and as a celiac I have to substitute for corn all the time. I just wish it had more protein…
