Those peasants should be happy management thought about them at all
People just don’t want to work no more, so you got to give them snacks to keep them engaged.
Here’s an idea, lower your profits by 15%, triple everyone’s pay, and watch them all walk in whistling a happy tune every morning.
Or, y’know, give them a banana. That should work just as well.
Companies paying their workers minimum wage
Companies also complaining that “no one has any disposable income anymore”
#JustCapitalismThings
How much could one banana cost? Five dollars?
Sorry folks. Because of the banana handouts, the company is short on cash for the quarter, so there will be no bonuses or raises.
Whoever gets there first gets the banana
the HR manager dangling the banana from a fishing line from the upper floor: “Yes… Dance, monkey! Dance for your banana!”
“Last Person To Leave The Office Gets A Banana.” Mr. Feast, 2025
This looks as if Dwight from The Office wrote it
That’s some serious quantity you’ve got there !
Is this an Amazon run place?
Monkeys love banana
Monkeys use leaves to buy banana.
Cavendish or Gros Michelle?
Gros Michelle already went extinct, so I can only assume it’s a Cavendish. But I don’t think this one with grant you X3 mult on your salary :'(
You can still buy gros michel bananas, they just cost $20 a bunch because so few people grow them these days
I tried ordering a portion of a guy’s crop before it grew. Sadly the crop failed and I was refunded. I really want to try a gros michel.
Some co-workers and I were talking about ordering some to try, just for fun. I think I’m going to do that.
I mean, it’s one banana. What could it cost? 10 dollars?
Not sure I ever came across one.
You won’t find them in grocery stores. But they’re worth ordering for actually-homemade banana pudding.
Is this a leaked frame from the season 3 of Severance?
Not two not three, a banana
