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Together they can make the combined-arms-gulls.
I think a “landgull” would just be a pigeon
Nah, that’s an airgull. A landgull would be a chicken.
Nah, that’s a farmgull. A landfill would be an ostrich
No that’s where garbage goes, landgull would be a peacock
No, that’d be a fancygull. A landgull would be a rat.
No that would be a politigul. A landgull would be a gopher.
Wrong.
Seagulls imply the existence of Rivergulls, Lakegulls, Mountiangulls, Desertgulls, Forestgulls, Plaingulls, Valleygulls, Hillgulls, etc.
Archipelagulls
No no no, you’re all wrong. It goes Agles, Beagles, Seagulls, Deegles, Eagles, etc. We’ve proven the existence of 3 of these species already, but the search continues for these other mysterious creatures the certainly must exist. In this TED Talk, I will…
In light of the above, then, I hereby propose that squirrels get renamed to “treegulls.”
If seagulls fly over the sea, then what flies over the bay?
Bagels.
I’ve seen many seagulls in my life.
But I’ve never seen any of the others.
And that’s terrifying. Stay vigilant.
Captain Planet Gull: “Give me those chips and I’ll poop on you!”
You: “… don’t you mean ‘or’ you will poop on me, not ‘and’?”
Captain Planet Gull: …
You: …
It’s all fun and games until the firegull nation attacks.
If there are armadillos, where are the legadillos?
And what about the Dillos who don’t want to be armed?
unarmadillos?
Bay-gull. Bagel.
Don’t forget heartgulls. Everyone always forgets heart.
Long ago, the four gulls lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the fire gulls attacked…
Most of what we consider “seagulls” dont actually go out to sea. It’s all lies.
They’re seaadjacentgulls.
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So they are lakegulls then.
I live in Colorado and there are gulls here, we are far from the sea.
Reminds me of a John Hodgman bit - we have ice hockey, field hockey, and air hockey, implying the existence of fire hockey.
