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minus-squareBoomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·14 days agoWhen I worked for a major database company they made me take annual training to explain that I wasn’t allowed to buy sex workers for potential clients.
minus-squareRedredme@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·13 days ago“buy” So renting is not an issue! Or as a Service… So many options left. Next time I talk to big red I’ll ask the rep about his interpretation of this training. ;)
minus-squareLv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·13 days agoMy handbook at work specifically bans buying illicit drugs for customers with the company card. It doesn’t say anything about buying it with my card and getting reimbursed though…
minus-squarebacon_pdp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·14 days agoSo Oracle. Was after the catapult incident?
minus-squareJasonDJ@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up2·14 days agoOotl…did the catapult incident involve a sex worker?
minus-squarecrank0271@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·13 days agoI’m even more ootl. What happened?
minus-squareJasonDJ@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up1·13 days agoWere there multiple catapults, as well?
minus-squarebacon_pdp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·13 days agoNope, just one catapult firing sex workers into a hotel room and one of the calculations was off and she went splat.
When I worked for a major database company they made me take annual training to explain that I wasn’t allowed to buy sex workers for potential clients.
“buy”
So renting is not an issue! Or as a Service…
So many options left. Next time I talk to big red I’ll ask the rep about his interpretation of this training.
;)
My handbook at work specifically bans buying illicit drugs for customers with the company card.
It doesn’t say anything about buying it with my card and getting reimbursed though…
So Oracle.
Was after the catapult incident?
Ootl…did the catapult incident involve a sex worker?
Multiple sex workers.
I’m even more ootl. What happened?
Were there multiple catapults, as well?
Nope, just one catapult firing sex workers into a hotel room and one of the calculations was off and she went splat.