Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 days agoWhen you work for a company owned by a A..holelemmy.worldimagemessage-square70fedilinkarrow-up1129arrow-down11
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minus-squareJasonDJ@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up21·edit-213 days ago Have vendor take you out to lunch. Walk into bosses office and regurgitate the lunch onto their desk. Profit? Make sure the vendor buys you a nice boozy drink. Some top shelf whiskey or something. Bosses love top shelf whiskey. And make sure you get something that looks absolutely repulsive after you vomit it back up. I’d recommend a Greek Salad, extra feta.
minus-squareChicoSuave@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-213 days agoTake long enough and you can just shit on the boss’s desk, slap down the paper, and ask for a “thank you” for bringing back some lunch.
minus-square_stranger_@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·13 days agoTake a picture of the shit and add it to the expense report. Make sure you notate that you did not keep the gift and instead rescinded ownership to your boss.
minus-squareAceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-213 days agoLet’s be fair: by that stage you should probably also draw some blood and leave it there. Wouldn’t want to unwittingly be keeping from the boss the nutrients from that free meal.
Have vendor take you out to lunch.
Walk into bosses office and regurgitate the lunch onto their desk.
Profit?
Make sure the vendor buys you a nice boozy drink. Some top shelf whiskey or something. Bosses love top shelf whiskey.
And make sure you get something that looks absolutely repulsive after you vomit it back up. I’d recommend a Greek Salad, extra feta.
Take long enough and you can just shit on the boss’s desk, slap down the paper, and ask for a “thank you” for bringing back some lunch.
Take a picture of the shit and add it to the expense report. Make sure you notate that you did not keep the gift and instead rescinded ownership to your boss.
Let’s be fair: by that stage you should probably also draw some blood and leave it there.
Wouldn’t want to unwittingly be keeping from the boss the nutrients from that free meal.