Hey straight man, some of you are fugly and think you’re hot shit but in reality we want nothing to do with you or your stanky attitude. I can look around you and find three other gay men who properly wipe their ass anyway. And don’t worry, the moment you went out of your way to identify as straight, I gagged a little. You’re good, brosky.
And yet I have men telling me how well they suck cock, how they Tight are, and straight up lying about their sex. You have fun having standards. You’re one of a few, apparently.
Pretty close to a Wendy’s. I wish I was gay so I could get laid all the time. Literally, it’s getting late, and I could easily find five dudes to bang tonight. No such luck with women. Dammit
Hey straight man, some of you are fugly and think you’re hot shit but in reality we want nothing to do with you or your stanky attitude. I can look around you and find three other gay men who properly wipe their ass anyway. And don’t worry, the moment you went out of your way to identify as straight, I gagged a little. You’re good, brosky.
And yet I have men telling me how well they suck cock, how they Tight are, and straight up lying about their sex. You have fun having standards. You’re one of a few, apparently.
Well, they aren’t lying that we suck the best cock, but you’ll need a reservation. This is not a Wendy’s!
Pretty close to a Wendy’s. I wish I was gay so I could get laid all the time. Literally, it’s getting late, and I could easily find five dudes to bang tonight. No such luck with women. Dammit