If it were real facts we’d just call them facts.
If it were real medicine we’d just call it medicine.
If it were real news we’d just call it news.
I’m not saying this rule always works, just sometimes.
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me and my doppelganger
“Shoot him! I’m the real Kolanaki!”
Gets shot
“How did you know?”
“If they were the real Kolanaki, they would have just said Kolanaki.”
I think Tim Minchin, in his prime coined the saying: Alternative medicine is either:
- Medicine that has not been proven to work Or
- Medicine that has been proven not to work You know what they call alternative medicine that’s proven to work? “Medicine”
Came here to make the Minchin comparison.
“OK LOOK for the last time I am not Alternativating you!!!”
