Am i the only person who is driven insane by the insinuation that WiFi is synonomous with ‘having the internet’?
No. It’s the Chromebook/iPad generation. I feel like they don’t truly understand the Internet or computers. Having used Windows 98 and onward, my friends and I had to really learn to troubleshoot and learn the innards of the system. Nowadays, everyone is in a protective shell like Chrome OS, iOS or Android. It’s all dumbed down now. Simplicity isn’t always good imo
Buy AAPL
Then start plotting buy/sell points for bitcoin and GME (don’t want to risk forgetting those over the next 15-25 years)
Ninjaedit: and real estate right after the 2008 crash
I’d walk out to the street then light me up that cigarette and strap shoes on my feet.
I’d probably try to find a reason where everything went wrong. I’d really like to find a reason why my money is all gone.
You do mean your fee-f-f-f-feet?
You got a dog? Still smoke?
and I can still play the guitar like a mother fuckin riot.
Lay in bed for a moment and listen to the tunes on my sweet Panasonic clock radio alarm before slapping the snooze button. Then suddenly wake up to realize I have a clock radio alarm again.
Go to all the live gigs, then invest. Probably steal PayPal.
Do you wake up as you are now, or as you were back then? I didn’t exist in 1995.
Register google dot com
They would just pick another dumb name, like Stample or Croaker and we’d be stuck Croaking things
Start prepping for some strategic tech investments.
Butterfly effect, your investments changes the fate of the companies you invest in.
GOOD, i didn’t want those companies to succeed anyway
holy shit i’m going to make sure Apple stays dead forever :D
Hang out with my grandparents, ask them everything. I miss them.
First thing? Honestly, probably curl into the fetal position and start bawling for a while as I fully relax for the first time since circa 2007.
Am I stupid or is this sentence unparseable?
I’d hug my mom. Then I’d go ask the pretty next door girl for a date; I lesrned later in life that she also had a crush on me at the time, but since I was plain looking and slightly overweight nerd I never thought I’d hsve any chance with her.
After getting that out of my system I’d do the obligatory investing.
Press the snooze button and go back to sleep.
1995? Springer and the price is right in the morning (Bob Barker baby!) then Aladdin, Batman/Superman, Animaniacs and the Simpsons in the afternoon.
In-between all that we get 90s commercials!
Masturbate, back to sleep.
