Imagine waking up one day and admitting to the world that you are that goddamned fucking useless of a human being? Mind boggling.
oh dude, my brother and sister in law have this story they like to tell about me where they abandoned their three year old child at a park because they expected me to be there. they never contacted me about watching or caring for their kid, i just busked there every other thursday. i had a doctor’s appointment so i wasn’t there. the way they tell it, i’m the villain (their neighbor found their child wandering around the park and brought them home. apparently i’m at fault for being 30 miles away the entire time) but, uh, they really like the story.
my brother does not know why his circle of friends keeps shrinking.
Your brother and sister in law sound like they were made for each other, both insane.
You have to understand that like 50% of the American population are even more useless than him.
Is he admitting ignorance to something that literally tens of billions of people have done, including people who can’t read and never knew what a computer was, or even how to make fire? This is the guy who we should trust with making an “artificial intelligence”?
I wonder why all the tech bros are completely off their rockers.
Drugs
Lack of empathy, born with golden spoons in their mouths
I don’t. I’m sure of it.
If he literally knew nothing and was worried for his child he could have hired a well paid live-in nursemaid and forgotten about the money it cost the next half hour.
Instead he used his child as an experiment.
“Hey dad, are you proud of me?”
“I’m proud of the value you created for me and the shareholders.”
what a fucking useless human.
I vote we start calling me Elon Jr.
I mean it’s fair enough. It’s not like anyone has ever done it before. There is literally no information available about this uniquely modern process.
plus it’s such a horrendously complex thing that you definitely can’t largely figure out on your own
hey my infant keeps leaking this foul smelling brown stuff, what’s going on??? if only i had access to AI so i could figure this out…
You know what? I believe him.
so he’s an idiot, got it
Presumably he means the financial success of chatgpt paid for the coterie of staff he employs to look after the child he never sees.
naw - he jus said thad the chatgpt has helpd him do stff… or like - u kno - answr the “is dis norml” kindsa questions.
so lik - yea… id also use the intrnt n the llm for dis. yea-
i watchd the interview btw - im nt jus hallucinatin bs.,.,
then why even have a baby? the joy of caring for that child–of experiencing fatherhood–is a big reason for having babies.
not taking steps to learn how to be a father is like buying a hog and slapping training wheels on it. you’re never going to get to really enjoy that ride.
ChatGPT prompt : “How do you make arrangements to have a live in nanny to take care of your child?”
Altman reminds of all those robot Zuckerberg memes.
my kids will never be smarter than AI
Sam Altman 2025
Call a doctor.
wow, getting desperate with the marketing over there.
