My Lemmy Instance
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

We live in a society or smth

lemmy.dbzer0.com

message-square
32
fedilink
89

We live in a society or smth

lemmy.dbzer0.com

SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago
message-square
32
fedilink
  • moonlight@fedia.io
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    10
    ·
    2 months ago

    Okay, so I’m getting rid of my mattress, most of my furniture, most of my electronics, etc.

    I think the idea behind this idea is good: If you’re trying to get rid of stuff, only keep things that you would expend a bit of effort for.

    However, I think they’re wildly underestimating how many items will be destroyed or irreversably ruined in some way by poop.

    • qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      2 months ago

      I think it’s probably better to amend it to, “if it was covered in poop would you get rid of it and not replace it?”

      • DarkSirrush@lemmy.ca
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        5
        ·
        edit-2
        2 months ago

        I’m too poor to replace the things that got covered, so this still doesn’t work.

        • kn33@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          1
          ·
          1 month ago

          Well, work with the basis of the question being that you could afford to replace it.

    • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      2 months ago

      Listen mate, if you can cover 50" tv in poop, you need to go see a doctor first.

      • FooBarrington@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        1 month ago

        Challenge accepted!

      • nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        1 month ago

        They didn’t specify whose poop.

        • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          1
          ·
          1 month ago

          Different kind of doctor then.

    • BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      1 month ago

      The one I’ve heard is, if you spilled a glass of red wine on it, how hard would you work to clean/fix it? It’s more in the vein of decluttering as opposed to replacing furniture. So obv your couch and TV are exceptions

Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world

lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful

Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

…


2. No Illegal Content

Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

…


3. No Spam

Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

…


4. No Porn/Explicit

Content


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

…


5. No Enciting Harassment,

Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

…


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

…

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 1.52K users / day
  • 4.82K users / week
  • 10.3K users / month
  • 19.7K users / 6 months
  • 1 local subscriber
  • 33.6K subscribers
  • 15.3K Posts
  • 224K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • Striker@lemmy.world
  • Aer@lemmy.world
  • WiildFiire@lemmy.world
  • Decoy321@lemmy.world
  • Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world
  • YoBuckStopsHere@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website
  • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world
  • BE: 0.19.4
  • Modlog
  • Legal
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org