Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to get my cancerous scrotum looked at coughs up chimney dust

    • Dr. Bob@lemmy.ca
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      4 months ago

      There would be blood loss to the limbs and nerve damage from any appreciable time strung out like that.

      • juliebean@lemm.ee
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        4 months ago

        except, the ground is outside in the freezing london winter, during an age with draconian ‘move along’ laws that mean you’d be hassled by cops all night. ground would be more comfortable, that’s why the coffin costs 4 pennies.