I can now shoot fresh spaghetti from my fingertips. Each fingertip shoots a continuous spaghetti noodle at an alarming rate with a range of about 4 feet. My thumbs will shoot a delicious meat sauce at a comparable rate and range.
While you can shoot spaghetti and meat sauce out of your fingers, it is incredibly painful. Each noodle bores a new hole through your finger tips every time you do this, and your pasta therefore doesn’t pass health inspection
You must drink copious amounts of water to convert into spaghetti and meat (but immunity to water intoxication).
It takes something like 1800 gallons of water to produce 1 pound of beef… but I feel like that’s too extreme for a side-effect. Anyone care to suggest a good ratio?
I can now shoot fresh spaghetti from my fingertips. Each fingertip shoots a continuous spaghetti noodle at an alarming rate with a range of about 4 feet. My thumbs will shoot a delicious meat sauce at a comparable rate and range.
Even though it’s delicious, it’s violently spicy. Just like wolverine you feel every thing.
The spaghetti accelerates
While you can shoot spaghetti and meat sauce out of your fingers, it is incredibly painful. Each noodle bores a new hole through your finger tips every time you do this, and your pasta therefore doesn’t pass health inspection
That is disgusting but so well written
Downside: It’s not gluten-free.
You must drink copious amounts of water to convert into spaghetti and meat (but immunity to water intoxication).
It takes something like 1800 gallons of water to produce 1 pound of beef… but I feel like that’s too extreme for a side-effect. Anyone care to suggest a good ratio?
Only Strega Nona can stop the spaghetti
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You are locked in a cellar below the Vatican. Your powers only work after you drink a gallon of holy water.