This cat sleeps here, and on the table, and on the couch, and in the sink, and anywhere she wants, any time she wants.

You see, true lazyness is a delicate balance. Do too little, and you’re not lazy, you’re lathargic. Do too much, and you’re no longer lazy.

There’s so many spots around the house to sleep in too! No shortage of choice there. Yeah, the art of sleeping around is like a game of chess, and I’m a queen!

…wait.