• Skeezix@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Animaniacs huh? You’re in for a long celibate life. Put animaniacs in your tinder bio. The first rule of having cock-block hobbies and interests is to never discuss your cock block hobbies and interests. For every cock-block interest you need 3 desirable interests to balance it out. Take up guitar, hiking, and charity work to offset animaniacs. Then, mind the second rule of cock block hobbies.

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      2 months ago

      Remember everyone, do your best to erase your personality and everything that might make you interesting so people might be interested in you.

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      2 months ago

      Interesting, I recited an Animaniacs skit for my wife on our first date. She said that was the moment she fell in love with me.